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January 11th 2007

For the first time in Thailand, our bus was on time. We got to Cambodia, saw some famous temples, some disturbing historic sites and then to Vietnam. So there...........................................................

Rocky road to Siem Reap, Cambodia
Graham in a 'fromager', Ta Prohm


OK, OK, the journey to the border was pretty uneventful but the eccentric 80-year-old Dutch lady whose life is traveling the world taught us that you are never to old...to be a bit crazy! Despite being neighbours, the difference between the two countries soon became apparent: money. The road to Siem Reap was a very bumpy dirt track until we reached the outskirts of the town, and the level of poverty that we saw on the way was humbling. We were pleased we had brought some writing and art materials for the orphanage associated with our budget hotel.

Day of the Triffids...?
Bayon welcome


Our reason for visiting Siem Reap along with thousands of others, was that it is the gateway to the Angkor World Heritage Site, home of Cambodia's much loved national symbol Angkor Wat, it's plastered everywhere - on their flag, their beer and even cigarettes! Angkor Wat however, is only one of over 40 significant monuments, albeit the crown jewel of the Khmer civilisation. The temples are dotted about over an area of about 50sq kilometres with the main hub covering approx 7sq kilometres. Over two days we explored 15 monuments on the 'petit' and 'grand' circuits. Keira's favourite was Ta Prohm in which sponge trees (dubbed "fromagers" by the French owing to their enormous roots that bring to mind oozing Camembert) grew out of the ruins like something from the "The Day of the Triffids". Conservators have agreed to let nature take it's course at the monument in order to retain the picturesque appearance that so struck the 19th Century explorers. Graham's favourite was the Bayon with it's enigmatic towers of smiling faces and it's exceptional bas-reliefs depicting the daily life of the Khmers at the time of Angkor's grandeur. And of course we both enjoyed the most celebrated of all Cambodia's monuments, Angkor Wat.

Bas-reliefs
Sculpted stone
Many monuments
Never alone
Heritage hike
Walking boots
Temple ruins
Oozing roots
Historic site
Massive place
Balloon flight
Smiling face
Buddhist home
Spirit place
Pilgrim magnet
Religious fame
World invited
Country's core
Cambodia's jewel
Amazing Angkor


We had musical accompaniment at many of the sites in the form of traditional Cambodian instrumental groups made up of people who had become disabled as a result of injuries caused by landmines (we bought a CD for our collection). A literal highlight of the Angkor experience was K's static hot air balloon trip into the sky for stunning birds-eye views of the area. G's feet stayed firmly on the ground of course! We also had fun tumbling around in our tuk-tuk through the living, breathing local villages, stopping off to buy some bananas and palm sugar sweets (just like Kendal mint cake but without the mint).

Bayon smile
Arty Angkor Wat


On New Years Eve, after a bit of a mix up with the departure time, we finally caught our "Express Limousine Bus" (i.e. it has frilly curtains and a loo), arriving in the Capital, Phnom Penh, at lunchtime. After another transport mix up, we eventually settled in to enjoy our last day of 2006. We saw the new year in quietly after a lovely meal (alcohol-free with G's course of antibiotics not quite finished) at a tapas restaurant operated by and for street kids, aptly named 'Friends'. We liked the food, friendliness and good cause so much we went back for our first and second dinners of 2007. For the first time since we can remember we woke up on new years day hangover -free and decided to treat ourselves to a one-hour three quid massage by blind masseurs...very relaxing.

Us nearer to Angkor Wat
One of many landmine musical groups


Our first tour of the new year was a real eye-opener. We were taken to what is known as a "Killing Field" which gets it's name from the evil atrocities that took place there. Approximately three million people (largely natives) were killed in Cambodia under the regime of the Khmer Rouge between 1975-79, twenty thousand of which were brutally murdered at the site we visited. The victims were men, women and children who were thought capable of opposing the Communist dictatorship. The site is full of reminders of the horrors that went on there only 30 years ago, with human bones and clothes/rags exposing themselves from the mass graves. From the half of the graves that have been excavated a poignant memorial containing 8000 skulls stands so that Cambodia's dark history is never forgotten. To put the Killing Fields into context we were then taken to the Genocide Museum, Tuol Sleng. It was a former school that had been closed and turned into a prison, named S-21. The prisoners were tortured into confessing their opposition to the Khmer regime, whether real or not, before being blindfolded and taken to the Killing Fields en masse, to meet their end. Every inmate was photographed on arrival at the prison and their faces formed a large part of the exhibition. Their haunting images, the building and it's artifacts told a harrowing story. It is hard to believe that all this was going on unbeknown to the world while we were only a year or so old. It's difficult to put into words how it made us feel but we can say it was very moving, upsetting and disturbing and made us appreciate just how lucky we are. On the same day we briefly visited the Russian Market, the Cambodian National Museum and Wat Phnom but to be honest our hearts weren't really in it.

High on Angkor
Intricate carvings at some outer temples that we can't remember the name of...


The following day, on our way out of Phnom Penh, we woke the cockerels up with a "screw you!", as we rose at 5am to catch the Limousine Bus to Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon), Vietnam.

New Years Eve 2006 at 'Friends'
Victims of Khmer Rouge

Pile of bones
S-21 Prison

Torture room bed at S-21

 

January 25th 2007

Goooooooood Moooooorniiiiiiiing Viiiiiieeeeeetnaaaaaaaaam! Our first new country of the new year. The traffic madness was apparent as soon as we stepped off the coach and our first challenge was crossing the crazy road of death to our hotel. We played it safe treading carefully in one of the local's shadows as they parted the sea of motorbikes and cyclos.

How does the traveller cross the road?
With difficulty it would seem
In Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam
Motorbikes you will dream
Questions you may ask yourself...
Will I live until I'm old?
Or make it to the other side?
The future is untold
Forget what you have learnt before
Forget the 'Green Cross Code'
Remember this survival tip
When you have to cross the road...
You must take a leap of faith
Your instincts must be ignored
Don't try to make a dash for it
Or curl up on the floor
Keep an eye on the traffic
Don't run, just have belief
Walk slowly as they steer around
That's it...feel the relief!

We spent a day soaking up the atmosphere and watching the fascinating street brawls. Life is lived on the streets in over-populated Vietnam - it is where people socialize, eat, shop, nap and air their dirty laundry, both literally and figuratively. We took a tour to Cu Chi Tunnels, stopping at a Cao Dai temple/church on the way. The Cao Dai faith, founded in 1924, is a colourful and photogenic mix of three main religions, blended like a smoothie cocktail of worship, pomp and theatre. Buddhism (yellow), Catholicism (red) and Taoism (blue), make the final concoction quite a sight! The spectacle of the daily mass was mesmerising to watch from the sidelines. The next leg of the journey would have been smoother by space hopper as our driver seemed to hit every bump in the road and burst a tyre in the process.

Cao Dai church
Preist-type Cao Dai people


Back on the road after lunch, we reached the Cu Chi Tunnels - 220km-worth of underground escape routes and hide-outs designed for the Vietcong (Vietnamese communists) to successfully evade the US army during the Vietnam/American War. Much land combat took place here until the US army turned the ground into a moonscape. Slim Jim, our cockney rhyming Vietnamese guide, however amusing, turned the tour into a comedy sketch rather than the tragedy is was. Graham went down the tourist tunnel and despite being double the size of the originals which were 40 x 30 cm, it was still hot, sweaty and claustrophobic, and when a woman came screaming out of the entrance gasping for breath in front, Keira decided to give it a miss.

Cao Dai praying
The all-seeing eye


During our stay in Ho Chi Minh city, we saw the Vietnamese Notre Dame. The highlight of Saigon however, was the cookery class where we ended up becoming models for the tour company Innoviet, who gate-crashed our party of two. With one chef and a helper, we had an intimate cooking experience, being careful not to upset the Kitchen God (traditional Vietnamese legend) who watched over us. We slaved over three stoves, one for success, one for happiness and one for "luckiness", to create some culinary masterpieces. The chef was particularly impressed with our spring rolls, so the pressure's on for our return!

Cu Chi tunnel demo, Vietnam
Tanked up!

We were sad to leave our Vietnamese dad (hotel owner) as we boarded the bus to Hoi An. But we were sad we had not kicked his head in when we realised he had booked us on a 24 hour journey instead of a 12 hour one! After a total of approximately one minute's sleep we arrived with numb arses but a smile on our faces as our bed awaited. During our time in Hoi An, we hit what we have nicknamed a "travel wall" when all you want to do is stay in your room, watch cheesy movies and eat pizza. So that's what we did for a while. We had a few beers to make up for lost time, took a bike ride to the beach and explored the old town (another world heritage site), with its old houses, temples, assembly halls, Japanese bridge, and small museums. We took refuge from the rain and the persistent professional sales 'hasslers' and watched a traditional Vietnamese performance which finished with a rendition of Auld Lang Syne!

Our beautiful pancake rolls
Concentrate!

My Son was our next day trip destination, which, tired and 'templed out', paled in comparison to Angkor Wat, despite being older. The trip was saved by a pleasant and peaceful boat ride on the return journey, to be met by the madness of the market. After the nightmare bus journey to Hoi An, we opted to spend slightly more on a train to Hanoi. On our arrival Keira decided it was time to test G's new, slightly leaner figure, by leaving her bag in the taxi for Graham to sprint after. His knees passed the test and the bag was safely retrieved. This set the tone for the remainder of our stay in Vietnam as a fair few mishaps followed. In dire need of a bed, we had to wait for them to shift us to another hotel before we hit the sack. After a couple of days chilling and checking out tour possibilities, we excitedly set off for Halong Bay, expecting VIP treatment (that's what we paid extra for), and the 2 day tour that should've incorporated many sights and activities. In reality, we got what everyone else had paid standard price for, hurriedly seeing only one cave and being shipped from boat to boat in the process. We would've seen more on a one-day tour. The trip was saved purely by one peaceful and tranquil hour where we escaped to the front of the boat to soak up the natural wonder that is the rock formations and islands that lie off the North East coast of Vietnam. Another saving grace was our unspoken connection with a Vietnamese couple, who despite a complete language barrier, we became friends with, and who taught us the finer points of chopstick technique, at the 'Greasy Chopstick Cafe' on our return leg. On our arrival back at the hostel (Asia Hotel, also known as Love Planet and Lucky Eden, otherwise known as 'rip-off merchants'), we complained for about an hour, during which we were pretty much ignored, laughed at and insulted by a refund of $3 each. We were however treated to extra spiders, fungus and some 'eau de stench' for our troubles. They haven't quite grasped the idea of customer service. Unfortunately we'd already paid upfront for the remainder of our stay so we of course made the best of it. It's still better than working after all! (sorry folks!)

Masterchef
G graduates from Cookery School


In between updating CVs and applying for jobs we visited the Temple of Literature, Ho Chi Minh's mausoleum (it was closed which we weren't too upset about since he asked to be cremated anyway), took a wander around the lake, stopping to say hello to the embalmed turtle, and stocked up on winter clothes and warming winter comfort food. Our highlight was the performance of traditional Vietnamese water puppetry - an elaborate puppet show performed on a stage of water, with colourful flying fish, diving dragons, fire-crackers and live musical accompaniment - a must for any visitor to Vietnam. Our 'laughlight' was a one-hour karaoke session after a few bottles of wine. We had the entire room to ourselves, singing our hearts out to old classics, but we suspected from the way the barman was hidden behind the bar, that sometimes 'other performances' take place there...if you know what we mean? Although we enjoyed elements of Vietnam we were pleased to be saying 'goooooooodbyyyyeeee Viiiiiiiiiieeeeetnaaaaaam!' and excited at the prospect of meeting up with G's parents on their way back from hols in Australia at the next port of call, Hong Kong.

Wheeling in Vietnam
Lamp shade by the sea

By the river, Hoi An
8th generation authentic house, Hoi An

Japanese bridge, Hoi An
Vietnamese entertainment

Keira Buddha
My Son temples

Train views to Hanoi
Stalactites

Beautiful islands
Our boat

View from our Cat Ba hotel
Cat Ba sunset

Vietnamese 2nd honeymooners
Saturday night fever!

Karaoke King?
Water puppet special effects

Busy Saigon
It's a tough life for a Westerner!